Life of the Party 620
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Silverwolf » 22 Sep 2025 » Reply

“‘Not covered?’ ‘NOT COVERED?!’ It’s covered, RIGHT HERE in the warranty! Right here, IN THE FINE PRINT! I took charisma as my dump stat, NOT intelligence!”
“Sir, we don’t cover physical damage to these items.”
“What kind of damage do you cover? EMOTIONAL DAMAGE?!”
“Sir, either buy a new weapon or leave before I call the guard.”

Karma » 2 Apr 2025 » Reply

it’s only supposed to be used to scratch your back. lol

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